a few senior citizen jokes

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 22:17:05

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after-shave,
presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, about mid eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, Takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

Post 2 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Tuesday, 11-Jul-2006 11:29:24

rofl! cute!